Top ten signs Kitty has learned your internet password:
10. E-mail from some guy named "Fluffy"
9. Traces of kitty litter on your key board
8. You find you've been subscribed to strange news groups like: alt.recreational.catnip
7. Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.feline.com
6. Your mouse has teeth marks on it.. and the aroma of tuna
5. Hate mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "Cyberdog"
4. Your new ergonomic key board has a strange territorial scent to it
3. You keep finding new software around your house like Catintax and War Cat!!..
2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser
and the #1 sign your cat has learned your internet password...
1. Little Kitty Carpal Tunnel braces near the scratching post!
Back to menu