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Cat Quotes


There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
        -- Unknown

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.  Cats have never
forgotten this.
        -- Anonymous

Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow.
        -- Jeff Valdez

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you
        -- Mary Bly

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many
ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
        -- Joseph Wood Krutch

Dogs believe they are human.  Cats believe they are God.

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.  True, and they
have many other fine qualities as well.
        -- Missy Dizick

It is better to be a mouse in the mouth of a cat, than to be a man in the
hands of a lawyer
        --Spanish Proverb

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on
your computer.
        --Bruce Graham

No heaven, would Heaven ever be, if my cat were not
there to welcome me

Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.
        --Dave Platt

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
        --English proverb

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
        --Ellen Perry Berkeley

One cat just leads to another.
        --Ernest Hemingway

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
        --Faith Resnick

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all
owned by cats.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is
infinitely superior.
        --Hippolyte Taine

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and
        --Albert Schweitzer

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.
        --Ernest Menaul

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends
with strange cats.
        --Colonial American proverb

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask
for what you want.
        --Joseph Wood Krutch

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.

My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes.

I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

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