There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight
cats to pull a sled
-- Jeff Valdez
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and
get back to you
-- Mary Bly
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject
to a good many
ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
-- Joseph Wood Krutch
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they
have many other fine qualities as well.
-- Missy Dizick
It is better to be a mouse in the mouth of a cat, than
to be a man in the
hands of a lawyer
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle
and will piss on
No heaven, would Heaven ever be, if my cat were not
there to welcome me
Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
--Ellen Perry Berkeley
One cat just leads to another.
People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They
owned by cats.
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom
of cats is
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life:
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends
with strange cats.
--Colonial American proverb
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any
harm to ask
for what you want.
--Joseph Wood Krutch
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes.
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
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